schloong

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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dudeimbaroque

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

17-7-12
Did you get what you
came for? Or was my love
still not enough to feed
your hunger? I’ve given you
so many parts of myself
and still you are begging
for more. How much of me
do you want before you
can say you’re full?
I’m wondering if you really
need all of these pieces
to stay alive or if you are
just taking what you can
get before it’s gone.
Am I just a buffet to you?
Or am I something
that you really crave?
You’re always coming back
for more when what you
already have on your plate
is the perfect portion to satisfy
the emptiness inside of you.
"Gluttony," - Colleen Brown (via mostlyfiction)